catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

  • bomb: 0:05
  • five minutes later
  • bomb: 0:04
  • blowfob:

    it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon

    zootedboy:

    *chillin wit my smart hoe*

    me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?

    her: 10 million degrees

    me: ur so sexy when u know things

    majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

    majortvjunkie:

    majortvjunkie:

    Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals

    basedgosh:

    not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

    joelmillers:

    coldwarqueer:

    in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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    yougobro:

    So only home girl from frozen can turn up

    dulect:

    could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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